Archive for the ‘not’ Category

MP3/4 Plastic Watch

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

mp4 wristwatch

 This wristwatch MP3/MP4 Player lets you wear music and videos on your wrist and can do almost everything except make you cum. I guess it would be neat as a portable porn player on upcountry trips but I wonder if you can see anything with the tiny screen.

  • Fully functional digital wristwatch shows time and date
  • Audio-video player features 1.5-inch OLED true color screen (128- x 128-pixel image)
  • 1 GB capacity has plenty of space for MP3, WMA and MP4 files
  • Thin and light, wear it anywhere

The thing is sold out, but had you been able to get it, alltogether it’s more for kids than for a selfrespecting gay Asian fashionista. Verdict: NOT

For The Diesel Dyke

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

For the Diesel Dyke in you, here’s the perfect leather watch, via Amazon

Very Understated

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

This Jacob Jensen watch from Denmark is very, very understated, like all the design from that firm.

Love And Pride

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

This spectacularly ugly watch is sold by Love and Pride to the gay crowd. I don’t think my boyfriend would appreciate this one though.

Time For Geeks

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Kinda old news, but here’s the ideal watch for the geek in your family. It runs Linux. From IBM Research.

Paper Watch

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Seiko’s electronic paper watch. Via Wriststyle.com.

For Lunatics

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Yours for only US$ 16130 in a limited edition of 25 pieces, the BURAN Automatic Chronograph with LUNAR calendar.

Black Hawk Down

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Sort of the opposite of the treehuggers watch featured yesterday, here is a “special ops” watch called the “Black Hawk”. Available here.

It Takes A Tree

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

For the tree huggers among you, here’s a solid bangle wooden watch from Sacred Ways. Apparently also works when you have metal allergies.

A Hole In Time

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Wow! 27 holes were drilled in this watch to dislay the time.  Available from Tokyo Flash. It’s quite nerdy, but I wouldn’t want to be seen with it. Gay or not: NOT


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