It would be nice if you could use this "remote control" wristwatch to control your gay Asian boyfriend, but alas, it just works with your TV and something called a VCR? I thought VCRs had died out long ago? Unless this is something else? I does get my price for tackiest wristwatch of the week.
Via LuxuryLaunches we get news of a kinetic watch that can help you unlock your car, and start it as well. Now if only they would tell us which car? or do we have to go to the parking lot and just see which one works? Anyway, the styling is ugly, and who wears a watch anymore anyway? Not gay. Not Asian.
Via Luxury Launches we get wind of the Jaeger Le Coultre AMVOX 3 Tourbillon. It is limited to 300 pieces worldwide, so if money is no object for you, you could give one to your precious gay Asian handbag. It is made of ceramic and 18 carat rose gold. Now you know.
Here’s a watch for old the old geezers in Pattaya who want to have a close up of their favorite gay Asian boys crotch. The Ibeam. Matches perfectly with oversized shorts, black socks and sandals. It has a built-in flashlight and magnifier so you don’t need to take out your reading glasses anymore. Simply shine your wotch at their crotch to see every little imperfection. From ibeamtime.com.
If you want to feel like Vladimir Putin, the former KGB agent, get the iron Curtain 500. it is a watch from the Soyuz KGB collection. It’s not really very gay though and more suited to seducing babushkas in Soviet style hotels.
If you’re a flight attendant and you want to give your secret gay Asian pilot loverman a little gift, why not get him this Seiko SNA411 from the tax free shop. Just the model number sounds technical enough to give any geek an orgasm. This macho watcho can actually measure the time you have had sex down to the millisecond.
Since I lost a lot of time today doing my updates, I will not have a special watch today. You will have to make do with this pedestrian Timex model.
If you have a fancy for dictators then the Mao wristwatch may be your thing. Personally I think wearing something with Mao on it is disgusting. Here’s a guy who caused misery to millions and the death of hundres of thousands of people, if not more. It is like wearing a Nazi watch. No, this is Asian, but definitely not gay.
Does anybody remember Swatch watches? They’re still around, to my surprise. I used to own one or two of these plastic things ten years or so ago. And they still crank out new models, such as this one. Who still wears these museum pieces, I wonder? Certainly not your gay Asian tootsie? Verdict: NOT
How tacky is this? Very! It does not even look like a Dick tracy watch. Not sure where this abomination comes from, but never mind. It just looks like a tacky toy, so this is not recommended for gay Asian guys on their weekend outings. NOT
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