You remember Romy Schneider as Sissy? So sweet. Ah, that was long ago, in the prissy days when gay piss and watersports were still taboo. Times have changed but this wristwatch is a real Sissy classic, methinks. Just the right thing for a waterqueer with a bit of a taste for the glamourous.
The Project Reveal wrist watch costs about US$ 85, but I suspect it might be available only in Korea, land of quirky gadgets and quirky people. Like gay Asian boys there are mostly all in the closet. They will not reveal themselves, so to speak.
Actually this Swiss pocket-watch is only US$ 150 so it is not even a splurge. But it would make my gay Asian lover very happy to have something like this. Always looking at your mobile or having to ask others the time is not so convenient after all. Via Retro Thing.
Look here. For all you gay watersports lovers out there, you better keep your wrist watch out of harms way when playing golden shower en bed wetting games. However, if you want to push your recycling efforts to the max, go a step further. Recycle your own waste, but also save the earth with a solar powered waterproof watch. The treehuggers will love you for it. Via Geeky Blog.
Here’s a watch from Omega specially for the Olympics. Basic features include a stainless steal case, sapphire anti reflective crystal, black with red logo dial, black rubber strap with a push button safety release clasp with an automatic coaxial movement. Nice if you have a gay Asian athlete to give it to, but I don’t care much about the Olympics myself.
Well, we’re in the midst of the Olympic madness so I thought it fitting to post about a watch that is all about sports. It may not appeal much to your average gay Asian Joe, but this watch is sort of a classic. Available here from The Old Watch shop.
If you’re a collector of pocket watches than railroad watches from Hamilton and the likes should be part of your collection. Like this fine one for example, from Waldham. [source]
I have a weak spot for vintage wrist and pocket watches. Just look at this fantastic timepiece here, a gold antique fancy pocket watch in mint condition with a white dial and blue hands. I could fall in love with it like I could fall in love with a gay Asian twink from Soi Twilight or thereabouts. Available from GemstonesUK]
Here is a GPS watch from Suunto. I am not sure what one would use this for. Maybe it is handy to track the movements of your gay Asian boyfriend, if you are a control freak. Like to find out he doesn’t visit unauthorized floors in Pattaya’s View Talay 1, that sad warehouse where they store lethargic old white homosexuals.
And now for something completely different. Not for the me, me, me fashion addicted gay Asian crowd, such as that pathetic twat Bryan Boy. Except when he ventures into the jungle. Highly unlikely. It was invented in South Africa and is capable of detecting the malaria parasites in the body of the wearer. More information here.
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