Archive for February, 2009

Prissy Sissy

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

You remember Romy Schneider as Sissy? So sweet. Ah, that was long ago, in the prissy days when gay piss and watersports were still taboo. Times have changed but this wristwatch is a real Sissy classic, methinks. Just the right thing for a waterqueer with a bit of a taste for the glamourous.

Calculator Watch

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

calculator watch

What’s with the hairy arm? Not at all good looking on such a retro piece of equipment straight from the seventies. If you are lucky you might find one on Ebay or somewhere to give to your Thai gay watch collector as some kind of souvenir from times past. From before he was even born. Or even a sperm in his father’s balls.

Timing Is Essential

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

cock watch

This is just the right machine to measure your performance when you have sex with your gay Asian fuck buddy. Which one of you take the longest to shoot his load. This handsome Breitling will measure it to the millisecond.

Doctor’s Watch

Friday, February 6th, 2009

doctor's watch

In the old days I guess doctors had special watches. In the old days they also made housecalls. So they could visit their feeble gay Asian patients and make them feel better or give them weird potions. And all that while staying on schedule, of course.

Cockwatch

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

cockwatch

If you search for cockwatch in Google you get a lot of pictures of cock fights. Not the type we are used to in Pattaya. That is between Thai gay boys with moviestar aspirations, but real fights between real man-chickens. Anyway, that has nothing to do with this beautiful piece of engineering. Anyone has any idea where it comes from?


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