Unique Watches

I have a weak spot for vintage wrist and pocket watches. Just look at this fantastic timepiece here, a gold antique fancy pocket watch in mint condition with a white dial and blue hands. I could fall in love with it like I could fall in love with a gay Asian twink from Soi Twilight or thereabouts. Available from GemstonesUK]

Here is a GPS watch from Suunto. I am not sure what one would use this for. Maybe it is handy to track the movements of your gay Asian boyfriend, if you are a control freak. Like to find out he doesn’t visit unauthorized floors in Pattaya’s View Talay 1, that sad warehouse where they store lethargic old white homosexuals.

And now for something completely different. Not for the me, me, me fashion addicted gay Asian crowd, such as that pathetic twat Bryan Boy. Except when he ventures into the jungle. Highly unlikely. It was invented in South Africa and is capable of detecting the malaria parasites in the body of the wearer. More information here.

Those Japanese know how to make bizarre watches and here’s yet another example from Tokyoflash, called the Galaxy. Since gay Asian youth all over the continent are in love with everything Japan, I’m sure a gift like this would be a great hit with your gay Asian friends.

Here’s a strange story from the Caucasian Mujahedeen, whatever they are. An interviewer gets all worked up that a certain Kadyrov (presumably a warrior) gave a Tourbillon wristwatch to a gay person. Good heavens! Then Kadyrov gets upset about this line of questioning and claims: "Gay culture…I’m categorically against gay culture!" Now we know. But what about all these Afghan mujahedeen men and their gay Asian boy consorts?

Is that not gay? Very gay.

I know all those rocks piled up somewhere in England have something to do with the summer solstice. And now there is a watch to go with the event. Well, I’m a little bit late with it here, the solstice was a few weeks ago, but never mind, this watch should work all year. Makes a great and mysterious gift for your gay Asian moneyboy back in Pattaya who will never understand what it is all about. Source.