Unique Watches

Via LuxuryLaunches we get news of a kinetic watch that can help you unlock your car, and start it as well. Now if only they would tell us which car? or do we have to go to the parking lot and just see which one works? Anyway, the styling is ugly, and who wears a watch anymore anyway? Not gay. Not Asian.

Via Luxury Launches we get wind of the Jaeger Le Coultre AMVOX 3 Tourbillon. It is limited to 300 pieces worldwide, so if money is no object for you, you could give one to your precious gay Asian handbag. It is made of ceramic and 18 carat rose gold. Now you know.

For dedicated gay Asian gamblers, here is the roulette watch, with a black leather strap and quartz movement. I guess it could be a nice way to kill some time on those tedious visa runs to Poipet.

Fossil are the Swatch watches of the current age, I think. A passing fad, if it still is one. The models in the current collection are not particularly inspiring. This is what I could finds but you would not want to give this to your gay Asian boyfriend as a gift. Found at the Fossil store.

From Grand Illusions comes the sundial wristwatch. Unlike your gay Asian boy toy, it never needs batteries or food or other forms of energy. It never wears out and has no moving parts. What more can you ask for a in a watch. A less hairy wrist, for sure. That hairy wrist is a major turnoff.

Here’s a watch for old the old geezers in Pattaya who want to have a close up of their favorite gay Asian boys crotch. The Ibeam. Matches perfectly with oversized shorts, black socks and sandals. It has a built-in flashlight and magnifier so you don’t need to take out your reading glasses anymore. Simply shine your wotch at their crotch to see every little imperfection. From ibeamtime.com.

I saw a commercial on TV advertising this site Haute Horlogerie so I checked it out and found it has lots of interesting news and background information about complicated watches. Just the thing for the gay Asian nerd with a penchant for the fine precision mechanics of watches.

If you want to feel like Vladimir Putin, the former KGB agent, get the iron Curtain 500. it is a watch from the Soyuz KGB collection. It’s not really very gay though and more suited to seducing babushkas in Soviet style hotels.

I thought these things had died out years ago, but here it is. A calculator watch. Still available at Amazon for US$ 39.99. This thing is so retro it is gay again, I say. Amazon has this very cryptic description of it: “Thoreau’s urging towards simplifying one’s life has had its consequences. Technology must become more elaborate to help make human functioning less complicated. It’s a difficult problem because, unlike Henry Thoreau, our lives involve a lot more than just hanging around some pond”.

Your gay Asian lover would probably not be able to carry this thing at all or perhaps hang it around his neck. It is the the Musk MR2129, the worlds heaviest watch at 1.57 pounds. That’s more than 700 grammes. Bizarre, to say the least. Via WatchUSeek