Archive for February, 2008

Elizabeth Taylor’s Wristwatch

Friday, February 29th, 2008

gold tank watch

What self respecting little gay Asian faggot wouldn’t want this watch from Michael Jackson’s good friend, Elizabeth Taylor? I’m not so au courant with celebrity lives, so I’m not sure if the woman is still alive or if she just needs some quick cash to help Michael pay the rent for Neverland? Anyway, she bought this Tank in 1959 and it has a crystal face and sapphire colored hands. Very darling. GAY

A Mobile Watch

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

tacky watch

How tacky is this? Very! It does not even look like a Dick tracy watch. Not sure where this abomination comes from, but never mind. It just looks like a tacky toy, so this is not recommended for gay Asian guys on their weekend outings. NOT

Zadora Stunner

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

zadora watch

Not the screaming screeching Pia Zadora of yesteryear, but the perfect companion for an elegant gay Asian soiree. And at only US$ 150,000 it is a steal, if you’re born rich. It looks totally decadent and it will make you the star of the evening. I’m not sure if you can actually read the time on it, but for that you have your servants anyway. GAY

Siashin Diode

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

saishin diode watch

Alas, this watch is no longer available but it scores high on my watch list for gay Asians. It’s made of high grade stainless steel, and has superbright leds that can even been seen in daylight. According to Amazon it looks even better with a martini in your hand. They may be right.

Breguet Perpetuelle

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

A stunning watch from an auction site. At US$ 236,000 it’s not everybody’s cup of tea:

Produced in the 1990s. Keyless, self-winding, “Perpetuelle,” 18K pink gold watches with gold magnifying glass, gold setting pin and two gold chains based on the original Breguet perpetuelles made in the early 19th century.

Just the thing for the wealthy gay Asian trust fund manager with some money to spare. GAY

Corum Classic

Monday, February 25th, 2008

I like the handsome youth on the left of this slightly overwrought watch and wish they would have made the figure on the right side a boy as well. Only 50 of the “Golden Bridge” have been made by Corum. The face is handpainted and the casing is rose gold. Now you know. Suitable for daily gay Asian life? Sure, if you are a Russian pimp of some sort. Otherwise, strictly Saturday night only. Verdict: GAY

MP3/4 Plastic Watch

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

mp4 wristwatch

 This wristwatch MP3/MP4 Player lets you wear music and videos on your wrist and can do almost everything except make you cum. I guess it would be neat as a portable porn player on upcountry trips but I wonder if you can see anything with the tiny screen.

  • Fully functional digital wristwatch shows time and date
  • Audio-video player features 1.5-inch OLED true color screen (128- x 128-pixel image)
  • 1 GB capacity has plenty of space for MP3, WMA and MP4 files
  • Thin and light, wear it anywhere

The thing is sold out, but had you been able to get it, alltogether it’s more for kids than for a selfrespecting gay Asian fashionista. Verdict: NOT

A Watch For Madam

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

This stunningly wacky watch hails from Patek Phillipe. It’s their first wristwatch made in 1868 for a certain Countess Koscowicz of Hungary. If you are ever looking for a birthday gift for one of your Asian boys and can lay your hands on this uberwatch, then do so. I heartily recommend it as GAY

Delightfully Tacky

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

What a lovely throwback to the eighties, this tv watch! It used to be available at thinkgeek.com but I can no longer find it there. Alas. Maybe you can digg one up at a yard sale or something like that.  I wonder if the picture quality is any good to watch porn? That girl on the screen should have been replaced with one or more cute Asian boys, of course. Verdict: GAY

Breguet Tourbillon Messidor

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

From the forums on Watch pro Site comes this image of a beautiful Breguet in rose gold. The site gives a lot of technical details about the watch that I don’t understand, making this kind of a macho watch thing.  On the other hand it is very elegant. So I am a bit torn to recommend this for a gay Asian guy like you or not. The rose color does it. Verdict: GAY


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